Saturday, October 15, 2005

Man bites sheep. Monkeys in a mole heap. We are all akin to flying fish heads. Smelly and mobile.

A reactionary jesus, saint augmentatia and me. Alone at abus stop. Reactionary jesus tells me this isn’t the beginning of a joke and silicon Catholicism is the new black. Its interesting that my computer thinks jesus should have a capital. What would the capital of jesus be, Toorak? That’s one way of scaring the world into believing in you. Reactionary jesus, believes in guns, and bombs and metal objects in general that penetrate flesh and wreak havoc. The more people die, the more souls in heaven, it’s a bums on seats thing, nothing personal. Look he tells me, I know its rough but it’s the way it is these days you know, why fuck around with peaceful spiritual guidance, why build churches, why spend money on Sunday school and third world famine why not cut to the chase, kill them now save them later. Captive audience in heaven, innit. No sinnable activities on the running sheet all itinaries neatly divided into saintly and extra saintly. So, wars good, George W. is on the payroll if you know what I mean, all that toff about God being on his side was true after all, the axis of evil shit was creative license on his part, lets get this straight we have NOTHING against the muslims, this is not idealogical people. Its about productivity. The earth, mortal world whatever is , well has been underperforming. a cost benefit analysis doesn’t lie. Humankind is just a blood sucking parasite and its about time we downsized, so heres the plan. US is with us, UK is a definite maybe, Australia well I would like to say yes , great team player, GDP reasonable but well they’re a bit obnoxious, but well ok sure. The rest of the world well yeah, see ya.

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