Dont get me wrong Im a fan of diversity...

Its great to give 'Muslims', 'Asians', and 'Queers' a break from public transport nutbags. Its great to see racism off the agenda for the ranting individuals who ALWAYS seem to be on my tram. Share the hate around i say. But still i cant deny the urge to scream at the man who got on the tram and started a tirade at me. For as stupid a reason as any, for being fat. He xtoled the virtues of being skinny, which he must of been in a past life because the man i saw wasnt looking so petite in his bike pants, and expressed his discust in my ear loud enough for the tram. Now i wish i could say that i turned around and smiled at him sweetly and said any of the folowing
a. nice bike pants honey
b. fuck off and die
c. id rather be fat than clearly delusional

but no i didnt. Chalk that one up to a missed oppertunity to participate in a brawl on a city tram.

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